Why do I get a “I don’t want to sit on or touch anything in here” vibe? Nice party store decor. 

Now, do the streamers convey?

Is this a brothel office?

They’re promoting this as a family home. This is a brothel.

Got a nice en-suite.

The gold room and bath.

And, here we are in the kitchen.

There’s a lot of yard, but it’s ugly.

A banner hangs between the kitchen and casual living room, where this is a comfy well-broken-in couch, branches tied together to form a tree, a poster of birds, and a small table used as a desk. 

The seating is thrifted and fitted with comfortable pillows. A small stepladder serves as a side table.

The kitchen has shiplap walls and ceiling, all done in crisp black & white. An old fluorescent fixture over the sink is entwined with colored bulbs on a wire.

A vintage traditional table and upholstered chairs serve as kitchen seating, and above is an industrial light.

The dining room is industrial/bohemian. A fabulous blue industrial cabinet is used as a sideboard, there’s an industrial table & chairs, factory lamp above, and a mid-century bar cart. The BoHo elements are a painted couch and a birdcage in the corner.

The family room is a wonderful mix- there’s a rusty industrial cart for a coffee table in front of a French Provincial sofa. Behind the sofa is an old door and the lamp is a vintage industrial style. Notice the balcony above.

This bedroom has a colorful painting over the bed, plus some flea market used furnishings. 

This bedroom has a deconstructed bed with matching burlap tacked up behind an old first aid cabinet. There are roses and perfume bottles on the night stand, and bright blue pillows.

A son’s room features a high bed with open floor space underneath. Toys are around the room, fairy lights drape over the window, and a vintage table and black & white dresser complete the furnishings.