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Well look at what we have here!

Height: 6′1″

Weight: 295lbs

IQ: 85

Cup Size: H

Pant Size: 22

Twirling your hair around your finger is probably going to be your signature look from here on out, hey?

...Hey?

Hey! Pay attention honey. I know your attention span is somewhat limited now, especially with the enhanced libido I crafted into your spell for a little more fun, but you’ve got a new life to begin, so let’s go and find you a man!