#instant disaster

HaCai: "Of course I care about everyone in our group equally!!"

Cane:

Cane: "We had another bloodbath while you were away-"

Alright, so I've been spamming some Instant Disaster for the past 5 minutes, and I just wanted to let everyone know that all rights to Instant Disaster go to Radiant Glow 64(On YouTube) and Ninjago, and I just made the Au to go along with all of the fusions as their own characters

(p.s. I've opened up suggestions if you want to make any Instant Disaster Situations, HeadCanons, Quotes, etc.)

Joel: You don't need alcohol to have fun.

(Lol keep forgetting the number)

Jai: "Hey Zai, ask me what type of tree it is-"

Zai: "No"

Jai: "Just ask me what tree-"

Zai: "nO"

Jai: "ASK mE wHat TrEE tHiS iS-"

Zai: "WHAT TREE IS IT...!"

Jai: *slaps a photo of Chris Pine onto Zai’s hair* "It’s a chris pine tree."

Zai: ".."

Jane: “Cane!! HaCai called me the B-word!!”

 Cane: “HaCai, apologize!!”

 HaCai: “Motherfucker doesn’t start with a B, Jane”

HaCai: "Stop dying! You need to use your sense of self preservation!" 

 Joel, dying again: "Self preservation? What’s that?" 

 HaCai, sobbing: "pleASE JoEL"

Jai: "If you could add one new rule to soccer, what would it be?" 

HaCai: “Where are you going ?”

Zai: “To either get ice cream, or to commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.”

HaCai:

HaCai: “Can I come?”