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Finally found the daddy bear I deserve. 🐻 . . . #instagay #wisconsin #gaybear #instadumbass #happythanksgivng (at Janke Book Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqdlXe0nqCB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fpa9npkeaf57

For the week of Thanksgiving we're gonna do 4 days of things we're thankful for and why. I'm going to start with the sun: Thanks sun, you try and be mean and nasty out there all alone in space. Yeah, I see you blasting gama rays, solar flares and other things that would turn a biological entity such as myself into nothing more than a single piece of cosmic space dust, but I can look past it all. You're really just a big molten softie suffering from loneliness, and I bet you could really use a hug right about now. Well, I want to let you know that without you life would be boring; I wouldn't need cool sunglasses, and when I go outside and am able to feel your warmth upon my face it reminds me that I am in fact alive. So thanks to you, you big bad galaxy lamp. Keep on rockin' in the free word. #thanksgiving #sun #words #instaword #instadumb #instadumbass #heat #gamarays #solarflare #nofilter #tookitwithmyiphone #fromgoogle