me: and i don’t mean in a sexy way

them: no, no, i know there’s a difference in ‘beat someone’

them: which is my pleasure

them: and ‘beat the shit out of someone’

them: which nobody enjoys

them: …well. it’s not there for mutual pleasure, anyway.

me: *smirks and tilts head*

me: nope

them: …my GOD

them: you would make an amazing disney villain

me: *busts out laughing*

them: that is some straight up disney villain vibe right there

me: is that … more attractive or less attractive?

them: oh, more.

them: disney villains tend to be very confident and know what they want. that’s hot.

them: doesn’t change the fact that i’m over here like

them: ‘i’m dating an evil mastermind, oh god.’

me: i mean, you kinda knew what you were getting into?

them: yes!

them: that doesn’t mean that i’m not over here going

abzi

MODS:

He steps toward her, trying to make her back down, but Stella does not move; they end up inches apart, eyes locked in a mutual glare so intense that Guzma could not look away even if he wanted to. (Shining Star - Chapter 5)

bro u’re lik my idol bro. i shaved my head 4 u bro. u lik it??¿? do u lik it bro?? #eggarmybros

I lik it bro

egg soulmates bro

Them: make it warm and steamy and relaxing so you sleep well

Me: problem with that

Me: if I overheat, I can't sleep

Them: fine, a lukewarm shower then -_-

Me: babe, that's usually how I shower.

Me: I only tolerate hot showers when you're in the water with me

Them: …oh god

A situation where he needs a companions help to search for something or just general help with something.