Feb 26, 2019
“Rachel Weisz was in this season's kinkiest movie and she will wear this carpet's kinkiest dress, goddammit!!!!”
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“Rachel Weisz was in this season's kinkiest movie and she will wear this carpet's kinkiest dress, goddammit!!!!”
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i have to admit the first time i saw third star i thought Miles was hiddleston...
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English English (innit though?)
Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English.
Nigel: All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.
Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur?
Nigel: What, billy no mates?
Austin: Too right, youth.
Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint?
Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears!
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... [complete gibberish] ...
Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!
Nigel: And then, and then--
Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!
Help friend with homework, don't do your own.
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