The Druidic Archcircle has broken and after much deliberation (17 minutes) they have released the latest updates to the Druid Spell Ban and Exemption List, with reasonings:
UNBANNED:
Flesh To Flesh. First on the list for a provisionary legalization, the Archcircle stated that "If you're willing to wait that long for them to die that is simply a problem for later". They did clarify that Greater Flesh To Flesh is still banned in absentia of carnivorous innovation, so "get the fuck to it" was the sentiments most loudly said.
Random Beetle Generator. The Archcircle has actually put out a call to all specialists in entomology to "please figure out how to make it not-random and do anything except beetles because we're really worried about the Florida Blue". I personally think it's actually Summon Random Beetle due to misapplied spellforms but I am just the innestern and not paid to have opinions on official Archcircle policy.
Summon Bear Elemental. "Kyle wanted it for Christmas."
Sex Pollen. Please be normal about this please be normal about this please be normal about this please be normal about this please.
BANNED:
Eviscerate Ego. While this spell in and of itself is not considered to be truly illegal, please refrain from casting it before or after Emshrinken Skull.
Every Single One Of Your Ribs Gets Shattered Instantly By An Indian Elephant Paracausally Existing On Top Of You For Exactly .47 Seconds. We applaud the inventor's excellence and precision of intent, but we need time to determine that Indian Elephants will not have their breeding populations on Earth negatively effected through heavy use of this spell, nor become invasive megafauna within the Paracausal Empty Space. We'll have a more firm decision next solstice.
Banish To Montana. This is strictly against Druidic legal code and you know it. Just be a normal fucking person and cast Banish To An Undisclosed Underwater Arctic Oceanic Cave like the rest of us if you're that busy.
Banish To A Disclosed Underwater Arctic Oceanic Cave.
