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Bandit: *squees*

Jessica: You're going to make me look bad.

Bandit: BUT LOOK--

Jessica: ....

how about we do that thing where you give me a show/movie/fandom and I’ll tell you….

Mun vs. Muse

my favorite female character

Bandit: Elphaba.  Hands down, I love Elphie so much.Jessica: And I love Nessa.Bandit: …more than Elphie?Jessica: Yes.Bandit: …and Glinda?Jessica: Yes.Bandit: …and Morrible?Jessica: Yes…wait, what?

my favorite male character

Jessica: Fiyero.  He reminds me of Roger.Bandit: Jess, he’s nothing like Roger.Jessica: Good to hear your opinion, dear.Bandit: What if I don’t have one?Jessica: You’ve got to answer the question.Bandit: But I don’t really like any of the guys.Jessica: Just pick one.Bandit: Ah…Doctor Dillamond.  He’s likable enough.

my favorite book/season/etc or episode

Bandit: …I haven’t read the books.  But we could do our favorite songs?  Yeah?  That’d work?Jessica: Mine is a tie between As Long As You’re Mine and No Good Deed.Bandit: Yeah, those would be yours.Jessica: Meaning?Bandit: Nothing, nothing, nothing at all.Jessica: Let me guess, yours will be one of the stereotypical favorites.Bandit: Actually, no.  My favorite song’s not even on the CD.Jessica: …?Bandit: The Wicked Witch of the East.  It’s my favorite.  It’s not on the CD.Jessica: …understandably so.Bandit: Doesn’t mean I’m not sad about it.

my favorite cast member

Bandit: Idina Menzel.  Really.  I love her.  I do.Jessica: I particularly enjoyed Jenna Leigh Green when she was Nessa.Bandit: LIBBY!  <3Jessica: …dear.  That’s not her name.

my favorite ship

Bandit: Can I just bestie ship Gelphie and not have to go into romantic shipping here?  Because I really just like Elphie by herself.  Does that make me horrible?Jessica: …you just don’t like romantic ships, do you?Bandit: I like them alright; I just like bestie ships better.Jessica: You’re weird.Bandit: So are you.Jessica: Yes, well.Bandit: And you?  Your ship?Jessica: …I actually liked Fiyero and Glinda together.  It made sense to me.Bandit: …does a ship have to make sense?Jessica: No.  But I liked it.

a character I’d die defending

Bandit: Elphaba.  I've argued her so many times with so many people and I love her to pieces.Jessica: You've done some discussing of Glinda, too.Bandit: But I love Elphie more.Jessica: ...I'd do the same.Bandit: But I thought Nessa was your favorite?Jessica: Yes, but that doesn't mean I'd defend her actions.Bandit: Well...I suppose that's good to know.Jessica: I'd do the same with Fiyero, too.

a character I just can’t sympathize with

Bandit: Morrible.Jessica: The Wizard.Bandit: Really?Jessica: Think about what you know of me.  Do you really think I'd like him?Bandit: ...nope, nope, I get it, moving on.

a character I grew to love

Bandit: Nessa.Jessica: Fiyero.  You liked Nessa?Bandit: ...her song is my favorite.  It wouldn't be if I didn't like her at least a little bit.Jessica: That's not necessarily true.Bandit: ....

my anti otp

how about we do that thing where you give me a show/movie/fandom and I'll tell you....

Mun vs. Muse

my favorite female character

Bandit: REGINA.Jessica: This isn't going to turn into another Snape thing, is it?Bandit: No, but I just love her.  So much.Jessica: I'm partial to her, but I love Cora more.Bandit: ...I...I can see why you would, yes.Jessica: Horrible that she didn't win in the end.Bandit: ...um.

my favorite male character

Bandit: Rumplestiltskin.Jessica: I thought it was Hook?Bandit: ...I don't like his development much this season.Jessica: ...okay.Bandit: And yours?Jessica: Graham.Bandit: ...he was only in half of a season.Jessica: Yes, and do you remember his plotline?Bandit: ...ah...ah-hah...haha....

my favorite book/season/etc

Bandit: Season One.  I miss the whole mystery and the dual role and dangit I miss the relationship between Mary-Margaret and Emma when they were besties.  That was seriously my favorite and I'm so sad--Jessica: I liked Season Two.Bandit: Why?Jessica: More Cora.Bandit: Of course.Jessica: Although I must say, I really enjoyed bits of Wonderland, too.Bandit: ...I don't know you.

my favorite episode (if its a tv show)

Bandit: Well.  I've got one from OUAT and one from Wonderland.Jessica: I thought you just disowned me for liking that show.Bandit: Leave me alone.Jessica: I particularly liked We Are Both.  That reveal was just marvelous.Bandit: True, true.Jessica: And you, dear?  Which episodes were your favorites?Bandit: Going Home and Heart of Stone.Jessica: Heart of Stone was when we found out--Bandit: Yep.Jessica: ...you're adorable.Bandit: Shut up.

my favorite cast member

Bandit: Barbara Hershey or Robert Carlyle!Jessica: ...your views on that have changed a little bit.Bandit: This question is worded differently, and that makes it okay.Jessica: I'm partial to Lana, myself.Bandit: ...I can see that.

my favorite ship

Jessica: Rumbelle.Bandit: You're adorable.Jessica: Not as much as you.Bandit: Shut up.Jessica: Aren't you going to tell them--Bandit: SH, sh, all in good time.Jessica: Which is when, exactly?Bandit: ...my favorite ship is actually Scarlet Queen.  I got super invested in them.Jessica: ...and you were disowning me for liking Wonderland why exactly?Bandit: Shut up.

a character I’d die defending

Bandit: Cora, actually.  More so than Regina, although I'd definitely feel the same way about her, too.Jessica: I agree on Cora, but why would you die defending her quicker?Bandit: ...because more of the people I know offline might agree with me on Regina.  Less likely to die that way.Jessica: Hah.

a character I just can’t sympathize with

Bandit: James.Jessica: King George.Bandit: The Blue Fairy.Jessica: Jonathan.Bandit: OH YEAH JONATHAN I HATE HIM.

a character I grew to love

Bandit: ...Cora....  >.>;;Jessica: Snow.Bandit: You didn't like Snow?Jessica: She's obnoxious.Bandit:  ...I miss the days when I could hate Cora.  I knew when they gave her backstory I would like her, and it was just so nice to be able to really loathe someone....Jessica: You have Jonathan for that now.Bandit: RIGHT.

my anti otp

how about we do that thing where you give me a show/movie/fandom and I'll tell you....

Mun vs. Muse (because this will be easier than the last format.

my favorite female character

Bandit: McGonagall!!Jessica: Isn't she the head of that one house...which is it--Bandit: Gryffindor!Jessica: Right, right.Bandit: Who's yours, Jess?Jessica: ....Bandit: You've got to have one.Jessica: Narcissa Malfoy.Bandit: ...really?Jessica: Yes.  She may have been on what you think is the wrong side, but she was very devoted to her family.  I can admire that.Bandit: ....

my favorite male character

Bandit: SNAPE.  SNAPE.  SO MUCH SNAPE.  SO MUCH.Jessica: I'll have to agree with you there.Bandit: BECAUSE HE'S WONDERFUL AND TRAGIC AND SAD AND--Jessica: And devoted to the woman he loved even after her death.Bandit: EXACTLY.  <3 <3 <3Jessica: Although I'm not near as fanatical about this as Bandit is....Bandit:  D<

my favorite book/season/etc

Bandit: Jess, you go first this time!Jessica: Okay.... I suppose the first book is my favorite.  It's innocent and childish, yes, but it also gives a poor abused boy an escape from a horrible family and something wonderful to look forward to every year - and a way to keep their abuse in check.Bandit: Aaaaaah....Jessica: What?Bandit: Nothing, nothing.Jessica: And yours?Bandit: I like the fourth and the seventh books in particular, but when it comes to the movies, I really like the sixth one and the last one.Jessica: The sixth one was acceptable.Bandit: That's what I thought!

my favorite cast member

Bandit: Alan Rickman.  Because Snape.  Because wonderful and I love him so much and--Jessica: Sh, dear, you're babbling.Bandit: But I--Jessica: My turn, yes?Bandit:  ...yeah, yeah, okay.Jessica: I actually really enjoyed Jason Isaacs.Bandit: ...you like Lucius?Jessica: No, I liked Jason Isaacs.Bandit: Same thing.Jessica: No, it is....  I'm not having this argument with you.Bandit: I WIN!

my favorite ship

Jessica: I don't--Bandit: OH I KNOW PICK ME I KNOW!Jessica: You know mine?Bandit: Psh, no, I know mine!Jessica: ...let me go first.Bandit: But you don't--Jessica: Bellatrix and Voldemort.  Even though it can't work out happily, I like the idea of them together.Bandit: ....Jessica: Now, you were saying?Bandit: OH YEAH!  I like shipping McGonagall and Dumbledore together.Jessica: Bandit.  Dumbledore is gay.Bandit: So it's a BROTP.  Their relationship is my favorite.Jessica: I don't think that's what they're--Bandit: Sh.  It's my favorite.Jessica: ....

a character I’d die defending

Bandit: SNAPE SNAPE SNAPE--Jessica: Yes, yes, we know you love Snape; we've got it.Bandit: But it asked--Jessica: I know.  We're there.Bandit: Did you just make a--Jessica: Yes.Bandit: My admiration of you just went up a little bit.Jessica: Anyway.Bandit: Jessica, who's yours?Jessica: Dumbledore.Bandit: Ah.Jessica: Actually, if not for Snape, he would be my favorite male character.  Him and Voldemort.Bandit: ....

a character I just can’t sympathize with

Bandit: Jessica, do you want to say this one, or should I?Jessica: I disagree with you on this one, dear, so perhaps we should go separately.Bandit: Wait, you don't loathe Umbridge with an undying passion?Jessica: No.Bandit: There's someone you like less?Jessica: Yes.Bandit: ...who?Jessica: Sirius Black.Bandit: Wait...what?Jessica: Him or Harry's father.  They're both arrogant and cocky.  I can come up with anything I want to determine how Umbridge became the way she is, but those two...ugh.Bandit:  ...I...I actually really liked Sirius.Jessica: Well, good for you.

a character I grew to love

Jessica: Draco Malfoy.Bandit: ...Mrs. Weasley.Jessica: You didn't love her off the bat?Bandit: She gained something in the 7th book.Jessica: Ah, true, I can see why you'd think that.

my anti otp

Bandit: Not only do you heat everything up, you break it, too.

Jessica: It's a gift...and a curse.

Bandit: And it's just as funny the second time.

Bandit: This is good, us looking together at photos like this.  We could learn a lot about each other!

Jessica: Something like that.

Bandit: Oh, look, a cradle!  Isn't that cute?

Jessica: I'd like one of those.

Bandit: What would you do with it?

Jessica: Put it in a room, obviously.  What do you think I'd do with it?

Bandit: You can't have a room full of baby stuff without a baby.  That's creepy.

Jessica: ...I want a kid.

Bandit: ....

Jessica: I'm allowed to want a kid!

Bandit: ....

Jessica: I don't mean now!  Just...some time in the future.

Bandit: I'M NOT PROVIDING YOU WITH ONE.

Jessica: I didn't mean it that way.  I just said--  Look, never mind.