#infinitony

HAHAH omg okay here goes!!

tony’s been home schooled all his life. he learns really quickly and his knowledge is super advanced, and schools have suggested to his parents that they put him in a fast track program, but maria doesn’t want tony to be bullied for being smarter than kids older than him. so home school it is.

then tony hits 16 and he’s being pressured to go to MIT early, but he doesn’t want to just yet. he hasn’t learned how to socialize properly. he doesn’t really have friends. how is he supposed to survive in college without these basic skills??

so he tells his parents he wants to go to a regular high school and make friends with kids his age and also graduate at 18 like normal students. it takes a bit of time to convince them, but eventually his parents cave in.

high school is fucking scary. tony gets lost on the first day, but luckily he’s in the same homeroom as james rhodes and pepper potts who take it upon themselves to give tony the tour of their school and basically take care of him.

they’re out by the field when tony gets his first glance at the plastics. leader of the pack is loki, vindictive and manipulative, does whatever he wants and gets away with it. everyone is terrified of him and he basks in it.

loki tried to ruin pepper’s life because he was threatened by how smart she is.

natasha is loki’s bff but also kind of despises him at the same time. her hair is so big because it’s full of secrets.

loki’s brother thor hangs out with them too. it’s not necessarily that he’s a mean person. he plays dumb a lot because people expect him to be the stupid brother, and it gets him places so he’s like, eh why not. and he kinda hangs around to keep an eye on loki.

as tony’s making his way through the cafeteria to pepper and rhodey, loki spots him and immediately asks tony to sit with them at lunch after clint asked tony if he wanted him to butter his muffin. nat throws her fork at clint for not calling her back. loki tells clint to go shave his back.

pepper wants tony to take this opportunity to get back at loki for trying to get her expelled from school during their freshmen year. tony agrees because he thinks this is how people makes friends in high school. rhodey’s exasperated because he doesn’t want to be involved in this, but who else is going to watch out for them and pick up the pieces when this all goes to shit.

anyway tony’s favorite class is calculus with mr. banner. it’s the one he does the best in (although to be fair he does well in every single class), and it’s also where he meets dreamy senior student, captain of the swim team, steve rogers.

steve is super into tony!! tony is super into steve!! but loki does not like that. he dated steve super briefly for like two weeks a year ago, told him he was too boring and dumped him, and now has an on-off thing with fandral. but you know what!! loki now decides he loves steve and steve’s hair looks sexy pushed back.

anyway, tony’s sad and decides okay he’s gonna ruin loki’s life. that bitch. he’s gonna make loki’s face smell like feet.

shit goes down!!!

principal fury did not leave the south side for this and also has been personally victimized by loki odinson.

anyway loki gets run over by a bus. yikes!! but he’s fine. he still makes it to the spring formal and fandral is his date.

oh also, phil coulson keeps trying to get tony to join the mathletes, which he finally does as penance for being dumb and getting caught up in high school drama. 

(mr. banner forgives tony for the mean things he wrote in the burn book and also writes an amazing recommendation for his college apps the next year.)

tony wins the crown at the spring formal and makes an emotional speech, even though they don’t actually do speeches for this kinda stuff. he makes up with pepper and rhodey after their falling out amidst all the Drama. tony and steve finally dance and make out.

clint and nat get back together. thor’s just having a good time and trying to show people how he can fit his whole fist in his mouth.

the next year, steve goes off to boston for college. he and tony do long distance and it’s fine. tony goes to MIT the year after anyway.

pepper starts dating coulson and it’s kinda weird but kinda works.

loki joins the lacrosse team and his wily ways gets them to the national tournament.

nat joins a new clique that comprises of other awesome badass girls sharon carter and maria hill. she’s still dating clint.

thor predicts the weather for the school news program.

rhodey’s just really glad all the drama is over.

so when i did the fob suit au drawings, i wasn’t pleased with how they turned out so i might redraw all of them. i did tony at least

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