#infinitecoupling

    “ And where the hell have you been? ”

In truth, she had never met this man before, but he was still very welcome to the Gala. He seemed to be looking for something very intently, when the drinks began to come out and be served by her Avalonian subjects. 

“Are the beverages what you’re looking for?”

NAME YOUR NOTP.

i.. don’t think i have very many notps from the franchise since, in all reality, i don’t actually have very many ships nor do i focus much on ships, but i’d have to say that i’ve never been a fan of rin and archer? part of me feels as though the relationship can be strangely unhealthy in certain areas, but also.. unappealing to me, personally. another reason for this is because i don’t exactly like master/servant ships, but all in all i’ve just never liked it. i guess you could say they’re a notp for me.

NAME A PART OF FATE/ THAT MAKES YOU SALTY.

at this point in my life i’ve told myself to just.. let things go in fate. i used to be very angry about a lot of things, and no doubt am i still very disappointed by a lot of things in canon that could’ve been handled better, and should be handled better, but.. there’s nothing i can do about it. if i had to say one thing, i’d have to say the blunt sexualization of many characters, which is something i don’t need to elaborate on.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE SOMETHING FROM THE CANON, WHAT WOULD YOU? (also asked by @talahdorei)

“Hey man, this isn’t about my wonderful sex life (this time). It’s about unfucking someone. Which is impossible unless you have time travel powers.Come on, man! You should know this unless you never fucked anyone before-”   

     The uncomfortable weight of the loathsome oaf brought Lancer to twitch. It brought her usual frown to a sharp glare as her hands ached to reach for her spear and stab the living daylights out of him. 

     It would be simple, truly, if she tried. Harming one’s master was never against any of the rules on “what not to do as a servant.” She could whittle away at him slowly, a nip here, accidentally forgetting to protect him from incoming attack. It’s not like the man wasn’t an accomplished magus in his own right. Even a talented magus could handle a lame servant. 

     But then, she would be sent back to the grail after long, unable to sustain her own mana without having a battery source like him around.

     The very thought of the reliance and the constant reminder that this was what summoned her, was more than enough of a push for her to reach up and shove him aside, back to his side of the, what was it? area? sidewalk? street?

     ( --- she should have shoved him into the street. 

    The sound of those large mechanical beasts would be more than satisfying to hear, rolling over his obnoxious corpse. 

                                                                                 She’d even assist them. )

    But, nope, she hadn’t placed that much strength into her actions.