#indyclips

“This next segment is called ‘Can I Squeeze It?’ […] So, what we’re going to do is milk each others udders to see who can get the most milk.”

Alex: My family decided to buy me a really small and used go-kart for my fifth birthday and we started there. My dad was really young at that time, and my mom too, I think they were like 23. Yeah. They had me really young. Dale: What was your dad and mom's profession? Alex: My mom was, just-- she now owns a family business, but at that time I think she was working at a normal shop in town. Um, selling shoes and stuff. And my dad was working in a phone company. [...] They had no idea about racing, they didn't have much money. I think it was more my grandfathers that were supporting that. At that time, I think we were living at my grandfather's house, like we didn't even have a house or anything. Dale: So, nobody in your family had any racing history. [...] And this all came from right from your own interests.

Scott, to Josef: Get your rig out. Get the rig out. Go on, get the rig out! Go on! Go on, get the rig out! David: Oh boy. [Josef takes off his shirt.] Oh no, here we go. Scott: Aaah, get the rig out! David: This is for free? Scott: Let's go muscles! Woo! Yeah, yeah-- the boys are out! Yes! [Josef puts on a different shirt. He reveals it has Scott's name and number.] That's a shirt. That's a shirt. That is a shirt. Look at that thing.

Will: What is Roger Penske going to think of you in a Bucc-ee's bloody outfit? Scott: I don't know. He's probably going to go, that's the guy that won three races for me last year. Will: I'm like, I've employed this guy that's supposed to be dead serious about his job and he's, y'know-- Scott: I'm pretty serious. Josef: This is his second job. Scott: Did you see the scoreboards though? Will: That is true. That is true. You are fast. But maybe you would have won all the races this season if you were seriouser.

Dale: What did [European F3] pay? [Alex makes a zero with his hand.] Nothing. Alex: But, that's huge. You don't have to pay. I think nowadays in Europe there is-- Dale: Are you living in Europe? In an apartment? Alex: Uh, at my house. With my parents. Dale: Oh, they lived in Europe? Mike: Spain is in Europe.

new type of relationship triangle discovered...

Josef: How about you? [Alex just nods. Josef gets visibly nervous.] Was I in your way? I feel like you're like-- Alex: No, no! Not at all. Christian, jokingly: It was your fault! Josef: I was like, getting ready to be berated.

its important to state that the race that had 16-year-old josef newgarden against pro-drivers like dan wheldon and scott dixon did NOT do him the favor of cutting out the clip of him just straight up tumbling out of his kart scotty mac victory style