QUAKE BEFORE MY AWESOME POWERS OF COMPROMISE! . Okay, so, Charlie doesn’t want to spend a lot of money, Ashley is on Keto even though we told her that’s silly and she looks great, and Dan is just being Dan again… . DECIDEN! WE SHALL FEAST AT THE CUTE FRENCH BISTRO DOWN THE BLOCK! . Is that cool with everyone? Speak now or forever hold your peace. Awesome, cool. . Victory! With the guidance of my forefathers, all total alphas of their respective friend circles, I separate emotion from logic and wield my mighty Trident of Critical Thinking, which is just a normal trident that I use to point at things to emphasize my pronouncements. In this way my flock have learned to follow and respect my objective verdicts. Also they know that I’m the most vocal and can be a real bitch if I don’t get my way— . SUCH IS THE NATURE OF DECIDEN! . Article by @birdsinbeer Illustration by @paper_maddie #indecision #indecisivelystylish #rookiesandkings #brunchinghard #wheretoeat https://www.instagram.com/p/ByUAJcdgm8r/?igshid=zy8o6ij3v7q3
