Walk with me Celes, Imagine if you will...
You've been getting a lot of weird phone calls. You're not even sure why you keep picking up at this point.
Heavy breathing. Weird, off-putting, raspy laughter, like someone trying to stay quiet. Rustling. If they do speak, it's always the same person, and they're usually asking some weirdly broad or general question. Your name, for instance. Like they just wanted to get you talking. Like the world's worst first date. And for whatever reason, (not at all because the voice on the other end excites you in ways you dare not confess) this time you indulge them.
"Celes? Ahahhaaha..." Like an obvious answer had just been revealed to them. "Celes... I like it. Rolls off the tongue nicely.
Wonder if the same is true for the rest of you."
And before you can even react to that statement, the line goes dead.
collapses and hacks and coughs and fucking dies and my leg twitches a little like a bug that got hit by a fly swatter











