So Jughead and Bettyâs fake brother is in a relationship with their real brother.
Archie lost some brain cells and went back to Hiram for help even though he tried to murder him.
Veronicaâs random long lost half sister is trying to edge her way into the family.
Hiram Lodge is literally just villaining it up as if he wasnât in prison 5 seconds ago and should be on parole.
Archie is in a war against his third gang at the age of 17.
Veronica somehow goes to school, runs and works the diner each evening, runs and works the speak easy each night, and still has time to help out her boyfriendâs youth centre and be involved with her family drama.
Cherylâs extended family finds out sheâs hiding her twin brotherâs corpse in the chapel, they call her on her mental health, but theyâre the ones played off as the bad guys and not the girl who literally admitted to gaslighting her girlfriend with a doll and her dead twinâs corpse.
Mary is just so tolerant of the BS of Riverdale and hasnât immediately removed Archie yet.
FP is the adult town sheriff who still needs help from kids to run the town and fight crime.
This show is seriously continuing the BS about the âserial killer geneâ.
Toni is just a prop for Cheryl and no longer has her own identity or storyline.
What the fuck is this show.
