Apr 19, 2023
Kahn: Hey, have you seen Nathaniel?
Kraven: Yeah, he's been crying in the hallway closet.
Kahn: Why?
Kraven: I don't ask people why they're in closets.
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Kahn: Hey, have you seen Nathaniel?
Kraven: Yeah, he's been crying in the hallway closet.
Kahn: Why?
Kraven: I don't ask people why they're in closets.
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Thanks, kids
Thomas: And Selene dragged you two children into this nonsense?
Eve: Literally.
David: I volunteered.
Public manners
Lucian: Just once I would like someone to call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene”
Who needs reddit?
Selene: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Thomas: Why are you asking me?
Selene: Eve dropped a sock a earlier and I heard her say ’ why has god forsaken me’….
But you just woke up
Viktor, during Amelia’s awakening: *shows her his memories of killing Sonja*
Amelia: ….
Amelia: I’m going back to sleep.
Viktor: Wh–
Amelia: It’s too early for this shit.
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You’re MY idiot
(After Michael eats human food after Selene tells him not to and gets shot at for his trouble)
Michael: I’m an idiot.
Selene:
Michael: ...
Selene: Michael, I love you, but if you’re waiting for me to disagree, it’s going to be a long night.
Hope for the youth
David: It's interesting getting older and learning that most adults are not smart.
Eve: I had my suspicions but I didn't think the situation was this bad.
Just drink milk instead
Selene: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
David: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Eve:
Selene:
Thomas:
Amelia’s ghost:
Selene: David, please do not.