#incorrectsterek

Here’s the first 5 quotes from @incorrectsterekquotes for March 2021!

1) [season one when peter is trying to keep them in the school] peter: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game-- 

stiles, nodding: Knife Monopoly. 

peter: 

peter: I was actually going to have scott hunt you all down and kill you for my entertainment, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is. 

2) derek: Yesterday I overheard erica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and stiles replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life. 

3) cora: Okay, here’s the plan. First, we set off the school’s fire alarms- 

boyd: cora, we can’t set off an alarm if there’s no fire! 

cora: Okay, fine. First, we’ll start a fire- 

4) peter: so are we flirting right now? 

chris: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU 

peter: that doesn’t answer my question 

5) allison: kicks the door down, running inside with stiles and looking panicked

derek: What did you do? 

stiles: NOBODY DIED. 

Boom! Killing it today!

My submission for @incorrectsterek-challenge

Read on AO3 here:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30270666