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─ about: animanga/live action zoro x gn!reader, ft. east blue 5⋆. fluff, 2nd person ⋆. established relationship, dare, risque name-calling 😜 ─ synopsis: under the conditions of a deal with nami, the remaining four of the east blue five see what your boyfriend zoro is really like with you in the morning…

the room is quiet, layered with tension so thick you could cut through it with a knife. luffy, nami, usopp and sanji can barely contain their excitement, snickering from their hiding spots. you give them a sideways glance, cheeks flushing slightly as you try to telepathically beg zoro to wake up and end this ridiculous situation early. but of course, he remains blissfully unaware, his face nuzzled into the warm crook of your neck.

“hey…w-ake up…” you start, voice cracking after the second syllable. wow, you are nervous.

you knew it was risky, accepting this dare, but nami had promised to clear your debt to her if you let them see what zoro was like with you in the morning.

"mnnnnngh…just another minute please, baby…" he mutters, still half-asleep. his arms tighten around your waist, pulling you even closer, a pillow he refuses to part with.

cheeks reddening, your elbow finds his ribs as a plan b, but he still barely even stirs. you feel desperation start to creep into your voice as you continue. "no, you have to wake up now, zoro," you insist, firmer this time.

this makes the green-haired swordsman shift. still groggy, he mumbles, “zoro? what happened to calling me da-”

your hand flies up, clamping over his mouth in a flash before he can finish his sentence. "SHHH!" you hiss, cheeks burning bright red. you can feel zoro’s muffled chuckle against your palm, and can only hope he doesn’t decide to push this matter further.

the room stays silent for a beat, calm before the storm.

now, it has erupted into chaos. luffy falls backward in laughter, rolling on the floor while clutching his sides. usopp is wheezing, trying to keep it together but failing miserably. nami’s face is buried in her hands, shaking her head. “i can’t believe this,” she mutters, but there's a hint of a smile tugging at her lips. sanji’s eyes widen to the size of dinner plates. “WHAT WAS THE END OF THAT SENTENCE GOING TO BE?!” he exclaims, his face turning red with equal parts amusement and jealousy.

zoro's mouth breaks into a cheesy grin under your hand, to which you respond by pressing it further into his face. “mmph… fine, fine, i’m up…” he opens one eye slowly, feigning laziness, even though the chaos in the room could have woken up a hibernating bear. taking in the scene of the straw hats in various states of entertainment, he can’t help but give another smile.

“guess the secret’s out,” he adds, voice still muffled by your palm and thick with sleep, completely unbothered.

you lean down, cheeks still flushed, mortified but determined to maintain a cool facade in front of the crew. “you’re so paying for this later…” you murmur, barely containing a laugh.

zoro smirks back, his mouth curling against your hand. “looking forward to it, mommy.” he teases back, his voice husky but playful, sending an involuntary shiver down your spine.

the room erupts with laughter again, filling every corner of the room with a contagious joy. luffy is now pounding the floor with his fist, his face turning red from how hard he's laughing. usopp has fully collapsed against nami, who is struggling not to laugh herself, while sanji, still blushing furiously, throws his hands up in exasperation. "of all the things to wake up to…" he mutters under his breath, but the small smile on his lips betrays him.

as you watch this unfold, you feel a rush of warmth spreading through your chest - mostly embarrassment, sure, but also something sweeter. you take in your ridiculous, chaotic crew - each one caught in their own moment of joy, full-fledged pirates' spirits lifted by something as simple as this silly dare. you can’t help but smile.

no better way to start the morning.

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zoro and what a loverboy he truly is despite his rough exterior. in an era that craves "nonchalance" and being "sigma" 😭 - labels he is the literal blueprint for, may i add - he still chooses love.

that man can hold a sword in his mouth and still look mysterious and hot as FUCK. he’s blissfully unaware of his pretty privilege sometimes, ready to actually try and reason with you instead of charming his way out of any argument you two have, even though that route would end it almost immediately. when you’re overthinking things, he’ll sit by your side, taking the time to consider your concerns instead of just shutting them down with a reductive, but very applicable, “that’s stupid,” like most people would.

he wants to experience being with you, live it out in deep, measured breaths. he craves the quiet moments, the in-betweens - like when your hands find each other without thought, or the way your nose scrunches up when you’re deep in thought. he's memorised these moments, storing them away as treasures in little “X”s on the sprawling map that is his mind.

to him, your presence is like the calm after a storm, the gentle lull of the sea at dawn. he feels your love like the sun on his skin, warm and steady, something he didn't realise he needed until it was there, enveloping him in a light soft and unwavering. he wants to hear the sound of your heartbeat against his chest, feel the weight of your head on his shoulder as you drift into sleep. every breath you take beside him is a reminder of everything that is good and worth fighting for in this world. he wants to be with you even for your filler episodes, even in the times where you don't have it in you to show your love to him. he's intuitive that way - he knows how you feel and what you mean; being with him comes to you so naturally it feels like a part of you is missing whenever you have to do something yourself.

the mere thought of each other brings a smile to both of your faces, more than you'll ever realise: nami's noticed and has bet a good few berry that it happens simultaneously at least 3 times a day. she's so confident in her bet that she's even positioned usopp and luffy to follow you at random and report back on the deck to compare when it happened. let me tell you, that girl is making BANK. even pervert sanji's crude remarks about you have stopped out of pure respect for and awe of you guys' relationship.

i KNOW. even sanji's CRUDE REMARKS.

that's just how beautiful you and zoro are together.

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