One day at an order meeting
Sirius: Mr. Potter did you get my report on the Pruat murder?
Filament: yes it was very useful thank you.
Sirius: thanks dad
Literally everyone:
Moody: did you just call Filament dad?
Sirius: no I said thanks man
Filament touched : do you see me as a father figure Sirius?
Sirius blushing: no if anything I see you as a bother fugue. Because you’re always bothering me.
Alice: hey show your father some respect!
Sirius: he’s not my dad!
Snape: I mean I called Lilly mom once and she’s my ex flame
Lilly: *scoots away*
Sirius: see? Snivles has phcosexual issues hop on that!
James: that’s old news but you calling my father daddy
Sirius: daddy was not on the table.
Prisoner: you definitely said dad
Sirius: all you’ve done is lie since you got here
Prisoner : all right I lied about not being at the attack but you called him dad
Sirius: SEE IT WAS ALL A PLAN TO GET HIM TO CONFESS !
Filament : I believe you…son
Sirius *tears up*
