Hamilton as things my dance coaches have said
peggy: one, two, three...and SHINE
hercules: well i don’t care if your knee hurts- the brace doesn’t match the costume
angelica: *clapping* and one and two and three and four- *buzzer noise* EHHHHH WRONG
maria reynolds: for gods sakes keep your knees together... STOP SPREADING YOUR LEGS
john: are you a turtle? NO!
eliza: *stops music* so was anyone counting? no? great, me neither
lafayette: *laying on a hotel bed* please get out and let me watch my taylor swift documentary in peace
washington: tik...tok? what? god i’m old
alexander: now girls, we have to show sportsmanship...but we won so HA SUCK IT
bonus quote
washington: if you throw another french fry at me i’ll lock the van and leave you here
