#incorrectfandom

ten to taemin : your smile? it makes my day

baekhyun to taeyong : your happiness? i live for that

taeyong : Mark, you put your clothes upside down

mark : no.. i didn't

taeyong : your hood is on the bottom

mark : my butt is cold

taeyong : *touches*

mark : hey

baekhyun : don't let kai and ten fool you. They're not scary they used to take ballet

KAI AND TEN : WHICH GAVE US THE PHYSICAL SKILLS WE NEED TO STRANGLE YOU WITH OUR FEET.

Below is a small important message I want to convey

Yes I am aware that Yuta called his fans "ai" and then boom the realization hits me a bit late 👁👄👁

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Fans : marry me

Taemin : Wait for me after my enlistmen

fans : marry me

Kai : let's pick a ring

fans : marry me

taeyong : umm i haven't thought about it

fans : ma-

Lucas : Marry me *pops out a ring*

fas : marry me

Baekhyun : Sure honey,sure ... are you legal yet?

fans : marry me

Ten : I'll ask my mom, but I am not eating fruits

fans : MARRY ME

mark : BLOOD IS THICKER THN WATER BUT MAPLE SYRUP IS THICKER THAN BLOOD... SO TECHNICALLY PANCAKES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN FAMILY

Kai : Hey Mark?

Mark : Yeah?

Kai : You got a pretty face there

Mark : umm... thanks?

Kai : *smirking* *glances to his lips* and some nice lips~~

Mark : *confused* thank you?

Kai : It would look amazing sucking this-

Taeyong : *jumps out of nowhere* POPSICLE! YOU WANT A POPSICLE MARK?

Kai : -_-

Mark : What... what's going on?

Taeyong : *deadly gaze on Kai* HYUNG DON'T YOU DARE.

Kai : Fine, thought it was worth the try *shrugs*

Mark : *still confused*

taeyong : baekhyun hyung texted me "your adorable"

taeyong : so i replied to him, "no, you're adorable"

taeyong : now he likes me, we've been on two dates, all i did was point out a typo