Sep 4, 2021
Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
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Diva: I prevented a murder today.
Saya: Really? How’d you do that?
Diva: Self control.
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Saya: You’re mad.
Diva: I’m never mad.
Diva: …
Diva: [ holds a knife ] I’m never mad. I get homicidal. Get it right, gosh.
Saya: Diva. Remember your therapy.
Diva: You want to die too Otonashi?!
Saya: Go to your happy place, Diva.
Diva: Okay. I’m in a luxurious bathhouse. I’m waited on hand and foot… And I’m bathing in the blood of my enemies.
Nathan: I made tea.
Karl: I don’t want tea.
Nathan: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Karl: Then why are you telling me?
Nathan: It is a conversation starter.
Karl: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Nathan: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Diva: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Haji: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Diva: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Haji: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Saya: Hey Haji can I get a sip of your water?
Haji: It's not water.
Saya: Vodka, I like your style!
Haji: It's vinegar.
Saya: Wh-Wha-
Haji: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Riku: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Kai and Saya, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Solomon: Our turn, Diva! One, two, three- vanilla!
Diva, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Haji: So what’s for dinner?
Saya, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.
Teacher: Class, this is Diva. She'll be your new instructor for ballet.
Kids: Hi, Diva!
Diva: Hi, children. It's so good to meet you.
Kid 1: Do we really call you Diva or Ms. Diva?
Diva: Diva is my first name, but today you'll be calling me Ms. Alakazar.
*Kids attempting to pronounce 'Alakazar'*
Diva: Progress, it's progress.
Kid 2: Ms. Alakazar sounds like a wizard or something.
Kid 3: Then she's obviously gonna be a good teacher!
Teacher: Have you done ballet before?
Diva: Well, I used to be a stripper.
Teacher: ....
Solomon: So, when does she start?
*out in the hallway*
Riku: Who's btight idea was it to give her that last name?
Saya: She flipped a coin.