Aug 15, 2021
phillip & anne: *kiss*
w.d.: right in front of my salad
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phillip & anne: *kiss*
w.d.: right in front of my salad
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*At the mall*
Phil: Hey, I lost my friend Phineas. Can I make an announcement?
Employee: Of course!
Phil: *leans into mic* The circus is mine now, you little shit.
Rich Guy™: Please take off your hat when you’re inside.
Phineas: *takes off hat, revealing a slightly smaller hat*
Phineas: I can do this 14 more times.
Phil: On a scale of 1 to 10, how intimidating am I?
Anne: You’re the human equivalent of a baby duckling.
Phil: So like a four.
PT: Y’know, I’ve read fifteen books.
Charity: Fifty is not a lot.
Charity: Wait, you said fifteen?
PT:
PT: No.
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Charity: Phineas, we need to have a chat about your professionalism.
Phineas: *standing on a table* Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Phineas: Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
Phil: What if she kisses me?
Phineas: You kiss her back.
Phil: Oh, okay.
Phil:
Phil: But why her back though?