Feb 3
Please stay weird, im mesmerized by it.
Lois to Clark
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Please stay weird, im mesmerized by it.
Lois to Clark
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You’re going to the “Silver Realm” Jimbo~
Silver Banshee
*The gang “defeat” Brainiac*
Jon: We won, dad!
SuperMan: And we didn't even lose Jim— (Jimmy explodes with a "QUACK!") Aw, swizzlesticks!
Brainiac: JK, not dead, LOL.
*He shoots Batman*
Batman: Agh, right in the tit! *falls to the ground*
Jon: Mr.Batman…..Why...didn't...you...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?!?
SuperMan: This... ruffles my jimmies! AHHHHHHH-(turns into Superman Prime with a squeak)
(Jon stands there in mortified silence)
Superman: ...Take Bruce and leave.
Jon: 'Kay.
Brainiac: Ok so whats going on here?
SuperMan: I AM SUPERMAN PROM!!
*He decks Brainiac*
Brainiac: AH! PRICK!!
*Fires giant laser into planet*
SuperMan: Uh-Oh, Spaghettio-
*Explosion*
Brainiac: I'm sorry, what were you on about before?
Lor: I'm a Super Kryptoni—*CRACK* *WUNCH*
Brainiac: Apologies, still can't make it out.
Lor: (slurring) I'm a Super Kryptoni— (Brainiac throws him into a nearby plateau)
Lor: And now to finish the—
SuperMan: Hey! Let that Lor alone!
Brainiac: What the hell is he?
Lor: (slurring) He's a Super Kyrptoni— (cue Laser Beam)
SuperMan: Oh, no! You... (Lor coughs up blood) ... You killed Lor! You are so decked!
Lor: 'Sup, Chubs McKenzey, any last words before I kill you?
Granny: I have a thick... meaty... vvvagina.
(stunned silence for two seconds, then Lor obliterates Granny)
Lor: *Might just throw up*
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Lois: I didn't know you could shoot laser beams from your eyes.
SuperMan: There's a lot of things you don't know about — laser whats from my where?!
Kara: So how is everything?
Lois: Great!
Kara shocked: Even war?
*After seeing how close Jimmy and Kara are*
Clark: Hey…Dont bang me cousin.
Jimmy slightly disappointed: oh.
Kara kisses him: He might.
Jimmy: OH!
Clark: But dont.
Jimmy very disappointed: oh.