Sep 16, 2025
Durin, after Elrond ghosted him for 20 years: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Elrond: That's not a lot of inches.
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Durin, after Elrond ghosted him for 20 years: I hate you with every inch of my being.
Elrond: That's not a lot of inches.
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Gil-Galad: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Galadriel?
Galadriel: No.
Elrond: I do!
Gil-Galad: I know, Elrond
Elrond: I'm sad!
Gil-Galad: I know, Elrond
Elrond: Anticlimactic... is that when an ant climbs... up the attic? *starts giggling uncontrollably*
Durin, plucking the bar of white chocolate from Elrond's hands: I think that's enough sugar for you for the day, babe.
Elrond: me dad's a star
Elrond: mam's a bird
Elrond: bitofanastyshockforuswhenwefoundout
Gil-Galad: ...
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Gil-Galad: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Galadriel: What up!
Celebrimbor: Who this be?
Elrond: No, she's dead. This is is her son.