#incorrect petermj

Peter: Yes, you need a cows tongue and alien blood.

Peter: Whack it into a bowl with boiling water.

Peter: Says where you wanna go.

Peter: and you will be teleported there.

Ned: Unfortunately, there aren’t any cows in the parking lot.

MJ: I like the view.

Peter: You do?

MJ: Yes.

Peter, wanting to seem romantic: You’re my best view.

MJ:

Peter:

Peter: z is just n sideways

MJ: go to sleep

MJ: I hope we have a fire today

MJ: Can be anything as long as they don't enjoy it.

Harley: Death

MJ: "daily sacrifice for the day"

Ned: it's Peter, don't question it.

MJ: That's not what I mean.

MJ: Isn't that the definition of daily tho.

Ned: Oh god.

MJ: Pls no.

Peter: Fuck off you egg.

Ned: Fight ittt.

Peter: Kinda hard when you're on the edge of a panic attack.

MJ: Well, don't do that.

Peter: Thanks, I can feel the anxiety flowing out of my body in waves. I am finally calm.