*jiseong and rawhyun, laying in bed at 3 am*
jiseong: spines are a social construct.
rawhyun: what??
jiseong: like what purpose do they have?
jiseong: hold on, just hear me out. you know those wiggly things at the gas station?
rawhyun: the inflatable tube mans?
jiseong: yes. those. why don’t we function like that?
jiseong: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn’t it be great to live like that?
rawhyun, starting to wheeze: but how would we walk then?
jiseong: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air* wouldn’t that be cool?
rawhyun, cackling: wait, i see it now. our backs would just *flaps arm in air* all day
jiseong, also cackling: exactly! and spines are stopping us from doing that. imagine the world if everyone walked around without spines
rawhyun, starting to lose it: oh my god spines are useless—
jiseong, lost it multiple years ago: that’s what i’ve been saying!! say no to spines
rawhyun, gone: sa—say no to spines—
