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“Androgyne”
Cal: “Ankle brain???”

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Incorrect Quotes with the Mugiwaras (mostly Ussop)
Ussop: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Ussop: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
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Ussop: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Nami: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Brook: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Ussop: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Sanji: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Ussop: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Jinbei: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Zoro: That's why I carry three swords.
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Ussop: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Sanji: Killed without hesitation.
Ussop: No.
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Ussop: This is a mistake
Luffy, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ussop: But not today
Luffy, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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Ussop: Luffy and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Luffy: Sentences.
Ussop: Don't interrupt me.
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Ussop: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sanji: You’re a hazard to society
Zoro: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Ussop: I trust Luffy.
Chooper: You think they know what they're doing?
Ussop: I wouldn't go that far.
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Zoro: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Sanji: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Ussop: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Ussop, texting Sanji: Sanji! Help I’m being kidnapped
Zoro: Where are you?
Ussop: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Sanji: I’ll call Zoro.
Zoro, answering their cell: Y’ello?
Sanji: Where’s Ussop? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Zoro: Ussop? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Zoro:
Zoro: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Zoro: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Ussop: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Nami: We need to get through this locked door.Brook, give me your credit card.
Brook: Here.
Nami, pocketing it: Thanks.Franky, kick down the door.
Scarlett: you're annoying
Rhett: but you love me
Scarlett: that doesn't make you less annoying
Lock: Hey, wanna see something beautiful?
Vail: Sure?
Lock: *holds up mirror facing Vail*
Vail: It’s a nice mirror.
Lock: No, the person in the mirror-
Albedo: While I’m gone, Rubedo, you’re in charge.
Rubedo: Yes!!!
Albedo, whispering: Lock, you’re secretly in charge.
Lock: Obviously.

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