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Ussop: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Ussop: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Ussop: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Nami: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Brook: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Ussop: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Sanji: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Ussop: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Jinbei: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Zoro: That's why I carry three swords.

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Ussop: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Sanji: Killed without hesitation.

Ussop: No.

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Ussop: This is a mistake

Luffy, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Ussop: But not today

Luffy, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Ussop: Luffy and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Luffy: Sentences.

Ussop: Don't interrupt me.

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Ussop: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Sanji: You’re a hazard to society

Zoro: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Ussop: I trust Luffy.

Chooper: You think they know what they're doing?

Ussop: I wouldn't go that far.

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Zoro: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Sanji: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Ussop: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Ussop, texting Sanji: Sanji! Help I’m being kidnapped

Zoro: Where are you?

Ussop: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Sanji: I’ll call Zoro.

Zoro, answering their cell: Y’ello?

Sanji: Where’s Ussop? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Zoro: Ussop? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Zoro:

Zoro: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Zoro: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Ussop: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Nami: We need to get through this locked door.Brook, give me your credit card.

Brook: Here.

Rhett: but you love me

Vail: Sure?

Lock: *holds up mirror facing Vail*

Vail: It’s a nice mirror.

Rubedo: Yes!!!

Albedo, whispering: Lock, you’re secretly in charge.

Doomed yuri

Doomed straight”