zelda: i dont mean this in a rude way but out of everyone in all of hyrule why did you have to pick Ganondorf, your literal destined enemy?
link, being held in ganon's arms like the babey he is: he can pick me up!
zelda: *deep inhale* that's not good reasoning, link, I can pick you up.
ganondorf: she has a point you weigh 25 kilos...











