#incorrect fable quotes

Hammer *trying to open a door*: “It's locked.”

Sparrow: “Don't worry, locks are my specialty.”

Reaver, gesturing to Sparrow: “Look at that face, how can anyone spend all day with that face and not fall in love?”

Reaver, handing Sparrow a folded piece of paper: “Here you go, dearest.”

Sparrow, unfolding it: “What is it?”

Reaver, pointing to the title: “It’s my wish list. See, it’s right there: Reaver’s Christmas list.”

Sparrow: “…It just has my name on it.”

Reaver: “Don’t be foolish, look at the bottom.”

Sparrow, handing Reaver a folded piece of paper: “Here you go.”

Reaver, unfolding the note: “What is this?”

Sparrow, pointing to the title: “It’s my wish list. See right here: Sparrow’s Christmas list.”

Reaver: “…This just has my name on it.”

Sparrow: “No, look at the bottom.”

Hero of Brightwall, Ben Finn, and Page all singing together (off key): “All I want for Christmas, is youuuuuuuuu- "

Reaver: “Oh, look we're under a mistletoe.”

Sparrow, looking up and frowning: “Are you going senile in your old age? That’s not mistletoe.”

Reaver, rolling his eyes: “Silly me, I must’ve made a mistake.”

(Later that night)

Ben, singing: “He's making a list, checking it twice,”

Hammer: “You want to settle this under the mistletoe?”

Reaver: “Go on then, fight me.”