Chase: So. I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes.. or
4,000 degrees for
one minute!
Henrik: Chase, nO, THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES, FRIEND—
Chase: FLOOR IT?
Henrik:
CHASE, NO!
Chase: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND?
Henrik:
CHASE, YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Chase:
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Henrik:
Chase, PLEASE—

















