Aug 29, 2025
Patti: Hey Doug. *later* Doug: Did you hear that?! She said "Hey Doug". Now that could mean one of two things; "Hello to you my colleague, Doug." or the more obvious, "I've loved you for a million lifetimes..."
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Patti: Hey Doug. *later* Doug: Did you hear that?! She said "Hey Doug". Now that could mean one of two things; "Hello to you my colleague, Doug." or the more obvious, "I've loved you for a million lifetimes..."
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Sorry, I was disassociating what did you say?
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