Jun 3, 2021
Freelancer: Are you always this cocky?
Tassyn: Only on Tuesdays. And when beautiful people are involved.
Freelancer: So you think I’m beautiful.
Tassyn: Actually, it’s Tuesday.
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Freelancer: Are you always this cocky?
Tassyn: Only on Tuesdays. And when beautiful people are involved.
Freelancer: So you think I’m beautiful.
Tassyn: Actually, it’s Tuesday.
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Prospero: Yeah I looked both ways before crossing the street, I looked both 'handsome' and 'radiant'. Too bad I still got hit by that javelin.
someone interviewing Owen: So what is it like to partner with someone way WAY out of your league?
Freelancer, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.
Faye: There is a strict no-animals policy in this strider.
Faye: Except for Haluk's high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.
Faye: Do you know what it is like to be afraid of yourself?
Owen: *thinking about the time he ate 2 bakers dozen of doughnuts* God, I sure do.
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Amal: Small talk is for losers. Rate your current level of existential dread from one to ten.
Brin, Dax, Sev, Max, and Faye: What?
Tassyn, not missing a beat: 500.
Dax: If you are one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a grabbit.
Dax: I will let you fall in love with that grabbit.
Dax: And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal my way into your home…
Dax: And punch you in the face.
Freelancer: *waking up in a cold sweat* What the fuck IS the moon???
Owen: *yawning* A chicken nugget.
Freelancer: *now at peace* I see.
Faye: *entering the room* Excuse me?