Jul 20, 2024
William: Elizabeth, honey. Please sit in this chair, I'd like to ask you some questions
Michael: *whispering to her* Deny everything
Elizabeth: That's not a chair
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William: Elizabeth, honey. Please sit in this chair, I'd like to ask you some questions
Michael: *whispering to her* Deny everything
Elizabeth: That's not a chair
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Headcanon that Michael got bored during night shifts and started watching baking shows on Netflix (whenever Netflix became a thing)
Michael: These people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?
The Next Day
Michael: Idc how good her fondant work is, if Kathy doesn't add more buttercream to her mixture the consistency will be off and all those cake pops are gonna be shit
Helpy: Mike you've never baked a cake in your life
Michael: Come on, Evan, you can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the lake yesterday
Evan: Let's not forget who PUSHED ME IN!
Michael: Anyways, as I was saying-
Elizabeth: Morning
Evan: Morning
William: God you two sound more robotic than my animatronics. Sound at least a little bit energetic
Michael: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
insert guitar riff
William: If the diner didn't take off by the time I'm 40 I was just gonna become a serial killer *chuckles*
Henry: Well how old are you I'm getting nervous?
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Evan: *screams as he goes down a slide*
Michael: It's not even that bad, it's just a slide
Michael: *slides down* OH FU-
I like the idea of Evan having his mother's eyes and his father's hair color because that means he's the perfect mix of the two.
Elizabeth is the spitting image of her mother.
And Michael looks just like his father, which probably haunts him later on after knowing what his dad did and being afraid of turning out like him. Imagine every time he looks in the mirror he sees his father's face.
Michael didn't want to be like his dad once he was old enough to realize. Elizabeth probably wanted to be just like her mother. And Evan (the child who doesn't look exactly like either of his parents) would've looked up to and wanted to be just like Michael...
William: Michael no!
Michael: Michael yes!
Mrs Afton: Michael no
Michael: Michael maybe
Henry: Michael yes!
Michael: Michael yes!