I watched that double-ep of Merlin called "Beauty and the Beast"
And besides cringing my way through the whole damn thing, I made some commentary. (Because what's the use of watching things if you can't make sarcastic remarks about anything and everything? It's torture for me to have to keep my mouth shut!)
Caius: I believe her to be... She is... she is...
Uther: Oh, come on. Out with it.
Caius: She is a troll, sire.
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Me:
Uther: ..............................excuse me?
Caius: *blah blah stuff about trolls* The creature has you in its power!
Uther: *huffs* Caius this is [a whole lotta bullshit].
Caius: *more stuff about them pesky trolls*
Uther: ENOUGH! This attack is unwarranted and malicious.
Caius: But... her servant isn't human. He has a tail!
Uther: I SAID, ENOUGH!
Me:
Then the rest of those two eps were so horrifying that I cringed my way into a higher plane of existence.