#inburgeraar

Dear IND,

Today I was not paying very careful attention when I parked my bike and went into a store...

Note to self: drop a pin or make a mental note of where you locked your bike up.

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND,

Today I learned that biking in Amsterdam is the same as driving in America. Follow the normal rules of the road, there are dedicated traffic lights, don’t try to go when it’s not your right of way...

... or you may find yourself swerving out of the way of one of these guys.

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND,

Today I learned that every Dutchie participates some way or another in festivals. Just see for yourself.

Find out more here!

Insane that there is literally something for everyone out there!

Mark you calendars everyone!

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND,

In New England, it is commonly said, “Wait five minutes and the weather will change.” 

Never has this been so true as it is here in the Netherlands.  New England, you don’t even know what you’re talking about.

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND 

One word: 

Stroopwafels. 

Am I integrated yet? 

Signed, 

Dear IND,

Today I learned the importance of making sure to turn your bike wheel perpendicular to the tram tracks when trying to ride across them.

Damn. That shit hurt. 

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND,

Today I wasn't almost run over by bicyclists as I stood awkwardly in the "fietspad". I made sure to swiftly escape being categorized as a tourist and moved to safer ground.

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,

Dear IND,

Today I ate herring. It was covered in chopped onions and served with a pickle slice. I held it by the tail and dangled it into my mouth to eat it.

Am I integrated yet?

Signed,