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rules: post the rules, answer 11 questions, create 11 questions, touch your tongue to your nose (which I can’t do) and tag 11 people then you must let them know you tagged them because otherwise they will never know. the end.

Q & A below (also sorry for the crappy layout I’m mobile so there will be no bold or proper numbers or anything like that)

1) You are currently a character in doctor who, you can be anything you like. What would you be and what would your character description be?

Do you mean like an acting part? Or like if doctor who was real life and I was an real alien? I’m going with acting for this answer. Anyway I’d definitely want to be some kind of alien but I would still want to be mostly humanoid. I think I’d want to start out creepy because that’s always fun to play but as the story progresses you’d find out it’s just an act. I’d also probably want to be the bad guy because the bad guy is always sassy as heck and also further away from my own personality and therefore more fun to play.

2) You find your spouse burning on the ceiling, you are aware that it was definitely a demon but unaware that it did anything to your newborn baby, do you try and hide from it and hope it never comes back or do you spend your entire life hunting it?

Basically just don’t be John Winchester seems to be a good idea because he’s a dick. I’d probably do something in between, possibly a more bobby reaction. I’d find out everything I could and get in contact with some hunters. Then I’d build an everything proof panic room where I can hide the kids if anything bad happens. I’d also probs have a secret room full of weapons for hunting stuff and I’d have a couple of local hunters on speed dial. That way if there’s something fishy going on in my area that wasn’t affecting me immediately then the hunters can take care of it and if something comes into my house I have a way of protecting my children. I would NOT become an abusive parent, haul my kids around the country and deprive them of their childhood.

3) Your leg is shot while at war and you need a flat mate, your friend introduces you to a colleague. His colleague seems to know everything about you but you know nothing of him, do you share a flat with him?

Hell no. I don’t care if it worked out for John Watson I would 100% definitely not share a flat with a potential stalker. No. That is unsafe and stupid.

4) What is your favorite colour of scarf?

Uhh… I don’t really have one so I’m going to go with black or navy blue because they are the only coloured scarves that we are allowed to wear to school and I like scarves that I am allowed to wear all the time.

5) What hogwarts house are you in, did you take a quiz to find out or do you just assume?

Slytherine. I took the pottermore quiz ages ago. I probably would have assumed id be in ravenclaw because I get super good grades but I kind of secretly hoped I’d be in slytherine and I identify with this house fully.

6) If you were a character in the books of the Twighlight Saga, who would you be: Bella, Edward, or Jacob? (You would look like the actors that played them)

Well I mean if your gonna switch bodies you have to go with the opposite gender so not Bella. And then I’m p sure I wouldn’t want to be a vampire because there seems like there’s too much politics there like wolves are just chillin round a campfire telling stories and hating on vampires so I’m gonna go with Jacob.

7) There is a fire at your home, you have one minute to grab and save one thing from the oncoming flames. What do you save?

Well that depends if my family get out okay. If not then I would save my brother but if they’re okay then I would save the ring my nan gave me when she died.

8) You are reincarnated when you die as the doctor, what does your outfit look like?

Well I’m gonna base this kind of sort of off of a text post I saw on here because I think it was such a good idea. I would be reincarnated as a woman because I am a female so if I am reincarnated as the doctor then ya know, lady. The costume wouldn’t have any pockets and I’d keep trying to put my sonic in my pocket but it just falls to the floor and then I’d find more creative places to put it. Every time I would pull it out of somewhere new. I’d want a big swishy coat kind of like 10 because that coat was sassy. I wouldn’t want any neckwear though. Tall boots because that is a good place to out the sonic. I think of want kind of wacky trousers but for everything else to be really plain.

9) You have the chance to meet one person dead or alive and talk to them for three hours. Who would it be?

Oh man I dunno. Probably somebody evil before they did anything evil because I think humanising assholes is important. Not feeling sorry for them but reminding ourselves that they are human and not some other worldy monsters so that we remember that anybody can become that and we try harder to educate ourselves so that this doesn’t happen. So probably someone like Stalin or Hitler before they did anything evil.

10) If I (or someone else) were to message you right now and tell you how beautiful you are to me, and how wonderful I think you are, what would be your reaction?

The reaction that you’d see would go along the lines of “habakdwnakajsiwnak aw thank you so much you wonderful person you are beautiful too omg you made my day have a really lovely day you are perfect you” but in real life I’d probably throw my phone (somewhere safe like at my bed) and just curl up into a little ball. Then I’d probably start crying tbh.

11) If you had the chance to become a member of the opposing sex, would you? (Also please explain what your sexual orientation would be and why you chose to be/ not to be a member of the opposite sex)

I am a heterosexual female. Seeing as this doesn’t say I’d be changing the people in attracted to I would become a gay male. Well would it be a limited time thing or permanent. Because limited time hell fucking yes no lie I would masturbate and then probably get someone to kick me in the balls because when I turn back there’s a good chance I’ll give birth some day and I would like to compare the two feelings. If it’s permanent then I’m not sure. I mean I identify as female but I’ve always argued that my morals and the way I interact with people are more masculine (also I am way more likely to piss you off if you’re a girl I’m not trying to generalise it’s just that I can list plenty I girls that I’ve pissed off but I can’t think of a guy who’s actually been really pissed off with me). If I switched would all my friends be down with it? Would they know that I had been a girl before or would they think that I had always been a guy? And if I changed would I still identify as female? I need more info to make a decision.

Man these questions were good now I have to think of other questions that are actually good.

1) What song would sum up the last 3 weeks of your life?

2) What is the most interesting thing you know about where you live?

3) What was the last stupid thing you did and why did you do it?

4) Describe your best friend.

5) If you were to enter in {wherever the hell you live}’s got talent (if you don’t have this show then congratulations and also it’s a talent show) what would your act be?

6) What is the kindest thing you’ve ever done?

7) Tell me things that you like about yourself (none of this nothing business this is a judgment free zone and you are allowed to throw modesty out of the window here even if it’s the toenail on your left pinky toe).

8) Do you have any phobias? Can you tell us what they are (only if you feel comfortable doing so)

9) Is there something that you like that not many other people like/know about? What is it?

10) Are you angry with anyone at the moment? Here is a fun place to vent.

11) Is there a question that you wish somebody would ask you in one of these things? What is it and can you answer it?