#impsy

ALSO whoever sent the Haarlep/Raphael growing annoyed at Tavs Imp…. YES!!!!! When I received that I instantly knew what I wanted to do for it and I’m having an absolute blast writing it!!!

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“Honestly, Tav, why are you with a devil like this? I mean, come now! The guy can't even do his own bidding. He's like a parasitic lemure, hanging off of daddy's little coattails." Raphael's face contorted in anger as Impsy spoke carelessly, "kinda looks like one too. I mean, look at those sagging cheeks! No wonder he made Haarlep look younger-"

"You contemptuous creature!" Raphael lunged for Impsy's throat, but the imp swiftly dashed behind your back, seeking refuge from his wrath.

Meet Impsy!!!

Impsy Teaser <- which will be posted this week!!!

Impsy is the real mvp. And oh yeah, our little imp would definitely “find” the best booze in the house… The imp definitely wouldn’t steal it or anyyyyything (｡•̀ᴗ-) from Raphael…

Hahaha what an adorable little imagery for Impsy!!! I can totally just picture their little wings struggling carrying the biggest bottle they could possibly find!!! Their body is like almost to the ground since it’s so heavy as well (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

“The only good thing” This has me dying because it’s like you already know how I wrote them fully!!! That is definitely something Impsy would tell Raphael!!!

Nooooo oh my god, Ha Fiend! Imagine Impsy finally gets the bottle to you and when they try and pop the bottle the cork goes flying and nails Raphael in the forehead as he’s entering the room!!! Impsy would just shrug like, “whatever.” And continue pouring your glass.

By Hazrie of Dalaran

The party as we arrived, please do not report the large umbrella fire to the guards.

Held upon one of the most busy bridges in Stormwind, the party was already in full swing when we arrived.  Gronn, booze, gnomes, ogres and umbrella littered the area.

As I worked myself into the fray, I met up with Impsy the Clown, who at the time was hosing off a vomit and beer-soaked partygoer.

When Impsy and his friend were finished cleaning off my fellow gnome I requested a quick interview with him.

At this point, Impsy and the other people at the party began transforming into female elves.

When we asked what brought Impsy to Stormwind he let us know he’s, “Just here to clown around!”

I asked if he had anything he’s truly like to say, he  asked us to print his friend Minty’s statement “We got perky booblettes!”

He followed that up by saying, “You can just quote who I am!  I’m Impsy!  The Gnome Clown!  And I like to party!”

Before long the party really started to heat up.

There was even a piñata.

We asked Impsy how he got into clowning.  We weren’t expecting such a sorrowful tale.

"I was in school to become an Engineer! But I didn't have the grades... So I dropped out and became a clown to pay back my student loans! And it just kind of Stuck! But... I love it!"

Luckily it wasn’t all that bad for Impsy.

"Engineering is a very lucrative career... But being a clown gets me all the hot chicks!"

I’m so obsessed with this game... You don’t understand...

This is my current set up but I switch gear and weapons all the time. I also like the Splatter Pro and Double Jet... gun... I can’t remember the name. v -v;;

However, the Octobrush is just so much more fun for sneak attacks(which I am pretty terrible at...).

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/107X7ti

by impsy

Cas knows that Dean's focus isn't where it should be.

Words: 1868, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Car Sex, Banter, Snarky Castiel, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/17ztVmu

by impsy

Neither the Winchesters or Castiel ever thought the world would end like this. (Nuclear apocalypse AU, slight "Jericho" crossover.)

Words: 4480, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural, Jericho (US 2006)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel, Sam Winchester, Gabriel (Supernatural), Bill Kohler

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Apocalypse, Nuclear Winter, Depressing, Unresolved Sexual Tension

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/10hADbp

by impsy

Naomi doesn't care what Castiel wants. [8x17 "Goodbye Stranger" ficlet]

Words: 292, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Supernatural

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: M/M

Characters: Castiel, Naomi (Supernatural)

Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Additional Tags: Episode: s08e17 Goodbye Stranger, Canonical Character Death, Angst, Guilt, POV Second Person, Drabble