#improbabble

Not to brag (haha. Just kidding.) but my friends give the best birthday gifts.

LOOK at this.

GAY AGENDA with a bi pride card because @formerlyknownas-delight is the fucking greatest. (No, it doesn't have a huge black smudge on the cover. Just my name.)

I also got porns to delight my heart. *.*

Check out this beautiful podfic of to steal light from dawn by @gorillazgal86 - gushing comment on the way, but I have listened and enjoyed every minute of it. (Except the TWO times I ran into ex students while porn was playing on my headphones. But that's on me for taking you with me on my shopping trip.)

Please give some special love to Blood and Grace by @weird-mcgee, who took my vague notion of 'Michael and War are the power dykes nobody pays enough attention to in this fandom' and made THIS FANTASTIC THING.

Further shoutout to mystery gift person, who anonymously sent me this????

2. A picture of me:

Guess which one I am??

9. Tattoos i want:

So, here's the thing. I go back and forth on whether I want any. I think my longest-running idea was getting a pentagram on my upper arm/shoulder (wanted that from about 15-17), but. I'm kind of glad that I didn't get it. Doesn't mean anything to me now. I also had the idea for a while that I wanted 'alles hat seine Zeit' tattooed somewhere, because that Bible verse was my uncle's funeral reading and he had/has lots to teach me in terms of recovery and finding your place in life. But I can't fully commit to that either. So. I don't REALLY want any at the moment.

10. Biggest turn ons: previously answered here.

11. Age: 28

12. Ideas of a perfect date: I don't fully understand the concept of dating in the sense of finding a potential partner, so I'll take this as 'quality time with a crush or significant other.' WHICH doesn't make it easier because honestly? Anything that allows for enjoying yourself and their company. Some of the loveliest crush-times I've had have been just hanging out by a body of water and occasionally swimming, mostly reading and talking about what we were reading. I won't call that a date because it was completely platonic for her, but I imagine it would have been lovely. Especially if there was also some cuddling and kisses involved.

13. Life goal: honestly just to be. Okay with where I'm at. Leave behind some people who were glad I was there. Idk. I'm tired and a little sad and this seems like a good attainable thing to aim for. Maybe I'll write a book some time.

14. Piercings I want: maybe one in my eyebrow.

28. Favorite ice cream?

CINNAMON.

30. What my last text message says: I only really 'text message' with my boss, so it's something work related that I won't share. Last WhatsApp message says "Das baby hatte doch schon ein Styling :D" because my mom sent me a picture of my cousin's newborn and I swear their hair looks like this:

50. Have you ever seen someone die?

No. Oh thank God no.

51. Have you ever been on a plane?

Yes. I tried to get to Egypt via ship (honestly, I mean I really would have preferred that) but. It wasn't doable at that point in time.

52. Have you ever kissed a picture?

Yes. ^///^

Heck, I've made a drawing of a picture and kissed that, because my first girl crush was INTENSE.

53. Have you ever slept until 3?

Yes. Usually when I was up all night before, but probably not EXCLUSIVELY then.

62. Have you ever felt an earthquake?

No. I've wondered if I had, but it turned out to be something else.

63. Have you ever touched a snake?

Yes! When I was in primary school we went to an animal exhibit and it was VERY cool. The snake had also just shed and they let me take home the skin. Souvenir!

67. Have you ever been in a car accident?

No.

77. Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?

Yes. I feel like I should add at what, though, and I don't recall. D:

87. Have you ever sat on a roof top?

Definitely a rooftop bar & other types of meant-for-sitting-on rooftops. There's an excellent hostel in Cairo where I once stayed in bed with a fever for three days but enjoyed the view immensely for the rest of my stay. :D not sure that I've done the more romantic 'climbed out on a rooftop just because' BUT I definitely climbed on my neighbors' garage roof to rescue my cat. Doofus has some sort of damsel in distress fantasy or sth, which I wouldn't mind, but she doesn't understand how weight works and that while she can sit on that plastic sheet roof thing very comfortably, I saw both of us crashing through a crack because it might not hold me. Anyway. We're all fine, including the roof.

93. Have you ever broken a bone?

Netflix: Would you like to watch Broadchurch instead?

This is mostly for my own enjoyment, but given that for the first time ever, one of my posts hit 10.000+ notes, I just need to give some thanks for the absolute pleasure it is to be part of the Good Omens fandom. 

I mean. These past few weeks have brought me

The above-named post

My first ever flagged post (Not technically much of a GO thing, but David Tennant’s hips are definitely the most adult content in there)

The first ever moodboard I made for a fanfic (not much, yet, but I really enjoyed making it)

Dito with the first ‘playlist’ I ever made for a fanfic

22737 words of new published fanfic content (more than twice my MA-thesis, in terms of pure word count, and that’s not even counting the two WIPs I haven’t shared yet)

THE FIRST TIME SOMEON PODFICCED MY WORK (I will never be over this)

And, of course, a bunch of lovely new followers & blogs to follow. GAH!