Imp to me: I don't normally have commentary on haircuts, but do we need to get a baseball bat to keep the lesbians away?
Me: no! You know how hard it is to find a chick to like me?
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Imp to me: I don't normally have commentary on haircuts, but do we need to get a baseball bat to keep the lesbians away?
Me: no! You know how hard it is to find a chick to like me?

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Please Tom Cruise let this work!
Imp, working on the bathroom sink
Imp Issues
1) he kept saying he bought me a Christmas present and then today he ordered it?
2) because he said he got me a present, I got him a hoodie cuz last year he ran his mouth about my present and I got nothing.
3) to my face he says we're not a couple, but he just told a male neighbor we've been together for 3 years. This is on top of him never correcting Big K every time she called him my boyfriend.
4) what does one do in such situations?
Imp: I’m my mom
Me: we don’t want me to be my mom
Imp: There isn’t anything wrong with it
Me: You realize my mom is the woman who believes people I don’t talk to anymore, and for good reason, over me?
Imp: ok
Me: She also stayed friends with my ex until I called her out on FB.
Imp: Yeah my mom didn’t know there was a book of faces until my first ex-wife told her.
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no dude i know, i have more blogs than toes and fingers combined

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❛ just who are you really? i know you're not a real fire-bender. you don't even feel like a human being at all.❜
impisms liked for a starter ;;
❛ Sorry -- do I know you..? ❜
ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴇ nor sense souls the way his partner can, blind to the inner workings beneath the shell dubbed ' skin ', but simple gut feeling is something he has crafted into a dowsing rod of his own, time spent in the company of malicious souls, visible or not leaving him hyper aware of his company. Yet, he has no real reason to distrust this man beyond the way he feels uneasy in his own skin, merely watching stranger move about from peripherals and wishing for meister to return soon so as to leave this area completely.