#impartialtrolls

new troll adopted from @impartialtrolls! they’ve still got some left over if yall wanna claim, one’s $10 and the other’s $20!

Your name is Minksy Cadnon, and boy, do you have your work cut out for you!

As a classical, independent journalist with high standards, you work tirelessly to make sure your followers get nothing but the truth, and don’t become complacent in the actions of authority! You work as an insider reporter on the administration of the notorious Pharom Teopha, and your job is a special kind of difficult.

You suppose you can’t complain too hard, because any other administration would straight up have you assassinated, but there’s such a culture of dishonesty that it’s tough to sniff out the truth; the worst part is that you are constantly being bribed with money or weird favors to falsify your stories!

You are strongly committed to your blog and its 150 followers, but you’re starting to wonder how long you can stay sane in this weird, truth-proof environment. Sometimes the stories you uncover and write up sound like crackpot conspiracy theories, which is a serious source of angst for you.

im doing it

GODSPEED TO YOU, MY GUY, MAY YOUR EFFORTS BE FRUITFUL

cUTE

@impartialtrolls ‘s scout idea.

Drew Deeaan putting away a book i guess, was planning on adding a troll kid but i dont have time currently.