#immadumbass

So I was watching Batman vs Robin with my sister in her room, and then I feel something on me like a hair. So I push it off, but then I feel itchy and I’m like damn wtf? So I shower to get it off. Go back in my sister’s room chilling again, then my sister points at something on her wall above where I was. It was a FRICKING SPIDER!!! And I’m like oh shit! So my sister goes to grab it or something and it falls down.... so I screamed. Loud. Like bloody murder, Imma bout to die type scream. We still don’t know where the spider is, so I dipped out of there cuz yeh.

i accidentally right swiped a guy on Tinder because in his picture he was holding a big slice of pizza and i thought the pizza looked magnifique. so i essentially was right swiping the slice of pizza.