#imitheous

SADIE & ZOE.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO ZO: GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGG

TO ZO: pls come over to get brett to stop bothering me for a run. I. want. to. sleep.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO ZO: if you have like the ability to control water, what would like a nike kid have?

TO ZO: the ability to like... idk... play hard win hard?

BECK & HAILEY.

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

TO HAILS: hey, you know i love you right?

TO HAILS: pls still love me when i tell you that i may have taken apart your hairdryer.

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text (obvs from like their college days)

TO HAILS: hails hails hails !!!!!!!!!!!! guess what i scored? i bottle of tito’s! i won it in the beer olympics !!!

CHLOE & FIZZ.

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text.

TO WITCHY BITCH: i saw this really hot unclaimed kid on tinder. should i save room for dessert so i can lick some whipped cream off their body? or should i tell them to save room for dessert?

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO WITCHY BITCH: [nudes]

TO WITCHY BITCH: shIT THT WAS MEANT FOR LISETTE, MY B

RORY & BAILEY.

Send me ☼ for a morning text

TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ⚡: bitch wake tf up

TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ⚡: come to breakfast with me and logan

TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ⚡: roryyyyyyyyyyyyy

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ⚡: rorryyyr, i went to a party, and on my way home, i fell and now i’m stuck in a hole

TO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ⚡: come save me or else i’ll be saccrificed to the coyoteess.

HAZEL & KEATON.

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

TO HAZEL: okay, fine. we can light shit on fire.

TO HAZEL: oops that was meant for Morgan. I promise we’re not doing stupid things.

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

TO HAZEL: you’re a science major, quick question

TO HAZEL: say that i have an expired epipen from like a year ago, also say i ate a cheery, do you think it would help?? or??? 

k o d a  &  h a z e l

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

gods it’s hazel, koda doesn’t stand a chance

laughs when their partner trips on something

both of them, 100%

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

koda would move in for the hug and try to be discreet but she’d miss and it would end up with hazel dropping ice down her shirt in retaliation and koda shrieking

spoils the ending of books/movies

maybe hazel honestly. she’s much more well-read than koda and she might assume ko’s read a book bc she asks hazel for recommendations all the time but it’s a toss-up if she actually reads the book or not

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

koda does this! WCW are for renee, but BFF (best friend fridays) are for hazel

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

they both sneakily take single forkfulls of cake from the fridge at a time, trying to hide the fact that they’re eating it from the other until it’s gone

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

i could see them going pun for pun until they can’t stop laughing

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

they both do this! koda never changes her password and hazel definitely knows it so i’m sure there’s a lot of “hazel’s the best” and “hazel is always right” on ko’s social media

has to beat their partner in every game

hazel 100% - koda tries but she doesn’t hold a candle to haze

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

these two have known each other for so long, they could pull an all-nighter talking about the most random things

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

omg koda does this to hazel 

g r a v e s  &  m i r a n d a always wins when they play Trivia Crack

does anyone really think graves has a chance here? miranda wins mercilessly

laughs when their partner trips on something

they both bust out laughing no matter what

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

graves does this, miranda grabs the ice cube that falls out of her shirt and chucks it at his head

spoils the ending of books/movies

sigh it’s probably graves, accidentally. miranda spoils the next movie they watch as payback

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

miranda invents BSS (best sibling sunday) and the rule is that you have to post the worst photos you have of the other person. she has one of graves in a trash can, no surprise.

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

graves knows better than to touch cake in the hermes cabin fridge. if his name isn’t on it, it’s not for him. he made that mistake once and miranda looked murderous

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

graves!! miranda wants to kill him after five minutes of it

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

miranda omg she just raids his social media and posts the most ridiculous stuff

has to beat their partner in every game

they’re both so competitive that this raises hell. but miranda wins somehow. probably blackmail. definitely blackmail.

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

they used to share a bunk and graves would keep miranda up for hours, going on about random shit until she threw something at him

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

k o d a  &  h a z e l

who steals french fries off the other’s plate:

ko for sure steals from hazel, and hazel either shares and rolls her eyes or talks koda into actually buying her own so they have double the fries

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple:

oh both of them for sure, high chance this led to at least one accidental kiss during their friendship

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

hazel’s too smart to end up in jail. she and renee have to bail koda out for doing some dumbass shit for sure

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

after over a decade of friendship, they have comforting each other down to a T - these girls are skype date pros. there’s nothing that can’t be fixed with a brunch date. they take turns giving advice but hazel’s is probably better. it depends on the situation

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes:

oh this is koda, she hardly ever wins tho

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunks

ko, before she can even see the bunks. she’s not above racing hazel to them either lmao 

who starts and who wins the pillow fights:

ko starts them, but hazel delivers the killing blow

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush:

haha this is koda to hazel’s crushes, 100%. but if hazel said it to renee, koda would still blush. what a nerd

g r a v e s  &  m i r a n d a

who steals french fries off the other’s plate:

graves tries to steal them and miranda smacks his hand

who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple:

neither of them, they’re siblings

who has to bust or bail the other out of jail

to absolutely no one’s surprise (except maybe his own), miranda has to bust cam out of jail. maybe with the help of their other siblings...this kid, i swear

who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues

these two hopeless idiots? miranda probably gives the better advice since graves has never been in a relationship (hookups only for ya boy) BUT both of them will drop everything when the other needs a pep talk

who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes:

i feel like miranda covers graves’ eyes and somehow he still wins

who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk:

they call it at the same time, and graves concedes to his sister bc sometimes he can be sweet

who starts and who wins the pillow fights:

it’s a toss-up on who starts them, and it’s a fair fight but i feel like graves wins? idk miranda’s feisty tho

who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush:

woohoo