Do you have any fave jonpeter headcanons or thoughts about AUs please?
I'd probably have more if my brain wasn't oscillating between an old hyperfixations and a new one but here's a crack AU
S4. Jon and Peter (And Martin!) get married while Elias is in prison. Idk they mutually decide 'to hell with all Jonah Magnus's bullshit, let's go live on an island in the north sea'
Elias only finds out when he gets a requisition for divorce (from Peter) in his prison mail and then DIRECTLY BENEATH IT, a wedding invitation, complete with a picture of Peter holding Jon in a bridal carry and Martin with his arm around Peter and all of them are flipping off the camera. The invite says 'YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO FUCK OFF' (but also come I guess there will be canapes)
