#imgoingbacktobednow

That grin says it all! ‘See ya!’ #safetripback #missyoualready #justkidding #damnitsearly #imgoingbacktobednow (at Sydney Airport - International Terminal)

Friday’s would be a lot happier when they didn’t start with a migraine and stress. But at least it’s Friday #happyfriday #imgoingbacktobednow #goawaymigraine

So all I remember is that I was at an amusement park drunk with a girl and stupidly I decided to have a contest with her (perhaps) with song to swing around on ropes on a Pirate ship prop. Unfortunately for me, i fell and ended up cutting up my legs so that they were from mid thigh down drenched in blood Realizing this was not good at all I rushed to the doctor's (who happened to be my dentist) Dr. Spear and had them fix me up. They knew they had to call my mom but i said I'd do it. I did and she wasn't upset. So I went home and when I walked in she was shocked to see how badly I fucked up my legs. I said I'd let my Aunt sleep in my bed and I'd take the air mattress which was fine, bur when I went up my Aunt was blowing up a second one in the room I stay in now and my current dinky bed was pushed into another room full of crap where the "Guy's" bathroom in my house usually is. I then looked down to realize that fall had destroyed most of my blue wash jeans which gave a whole inappropriate look to my legs and directly below my waist. Then, I woke up.