#imdonefor

why’d you have to go and break my heart when i was still fallin over my own feet over you

One day I'd call em up and.. Me: CRIKEY MATE HOW'RE THE DINGOES OVER THERE, EATING YOUR BABIES? Them: *under their breath* aw shit it's this fuck again Me: WHAT MATEY I CAN'T HEAR YOU SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF KANGAROOS HOPPING AROUND OVER THERE Them: Yo, I'm tired of you doing this every phone conversation. I might be Australian but this is getting out of hand. Me: HOW DO YOU FEEL KNOWING YOU SOUND LIKE CROCODILE DUNDEE MATE?!? Them: *angrily wails in what seems to be a mixture of dingo and wallaby sounds* Me: DO YOU HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD, IT WOULD BE FUNNY RIGHT, HAHAHAHAHA. Them: *hops like kangaroo to my house and punches the living daylights out of me"

I'd call 911 up in an emergency and Them: "this is 911, what's your emergency?" Me:"I'M ABOUT TO- oh hey Susan, how's the kids?" Them: "they're great, but Greg hates having to deal with them sometimes. Kids are kids ya know?" Me: "I totally understand, mine are a pain too!" Them: *hears loud crashing in the background* "Is that them now?" Me: "oh no, that's just the guy with the chainsaw breaking through the door and he's about to kiLl ME OH SHIT MARGARET SAVE ME"