🤗, 👑 & 😏?

🤗: Okay, honestly; how satisfied are you two with your sex life?

Ari: “Um… I mean-“

Data: “I would prefer we had sex more.”

Ari: *practically implodes* “Uh… what?”

Data: “Between how busy we have been constructing my alternate model, and Ari’s responsibilities in the 21st century, we do not have as much time to be intimate as we used to. We still spend much time together, but other matters are prioritized. It is a temporary problem, but not a pleasant one.”

Ari: “Uuuh…. Uhh… What he said? Or not what he said… oh my god what did I get myself into…”

👑: Who’s usually the one taking the lead?

Data: “At first it was me by necessity, as Ari’s insecurities made it unlikely for her to make the first move. Now she usually does, as whether my emotion chip is functional or not, she’s typically the best at telling when the ‘timing’ is appropriate. If you mean throughout the whole act- the answer is similar. As Ari gains confidence, she enjoys the lead more.

Ari: *rubs my face* “I mean, he answered enough for me, didn’t he?”

Data: *tilts his head at me*

Ari: “You’re doin’ great, Porcelain.”

😏: Are there any kinks you both share? If so, what is it and how often do you live it out together?

Data: “By the time my emotion chip was installed, I was essentially ‘primed’ to share many of Ari’s tastes in that regard. We are both quite partial to tickling. Also-“