Once again back with more True Blood shit (spoiler for season 6, if you care) that shook me to my core and would have me folding expeditiouslyā¦
And you best bet my first thought was how can I Eddie-fy it lmaoā
Context: Warlow/Ben is a halflingāhalf-faerie half-vampire (two great enemies so heās an abomination). In this universe faerie blood is like crack to vampires and they can smell it from miles away. It also temporarily allows them to walk in sunlight without burning. Sookie has a little bit of faerie in her. She found Ben on the side of the road, bit by a vampire and needing help (lies and manipulation). She helped him and realized he was fae like her. Also, she got word that thousands of years ago, one of her ancestors struck a deal with Warlow saying he could have the first born fae female of their family. Thatās Sookie. He tricked her for four episodes but my bitch is smart and caught on via details that donāt matter rn. Basically she knows Ben is Warlow and he killed her parents 20 years ago while searching for her, and she knows that heās here for her. She doesnāt fully understand why tho.
Guess what bitches!!! He wants to get hitched!!! Sookie is his fae-vampire bride (recall, sheās not vampireāhe is, so their union is the two)
Anyway, the point is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sheās got a vampire-killing ball of light threatening to burn him and hereās the dialogueāmind you they were about to fuck, though not really because she was just trying to get him in a vulnerable position so she could channel the ball of light. But I mention that because heās shirtless and hunky.
Ben: You are my intended. Iāve wandered this earth for millennia in misery and solitude waiting for you. Dreaming only of you!
Sookie: Fuck you.
Ben: Itās our destiny to be together.
Sookie: Fuck destiny.
Ben: I love you. (Mind you she just met him days ago but heās been watching her forever)
Unforch, she does remind him heās a psycho and killed her parents looking for her. But this whole āIāve wandered the earth in misery and solitude waiting for you. dreaming only of youā thing would work the hell out of me. I think it also goes back to my roots of falling for Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth.
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He really did everything in his power to hide the fact he was leaving England in the middle of a covid shitstorm to go party in Dubai, but then got covid so MCLAREN went on social media likeĀ āyeah he was in Dubaiā. Like objectively itās not funny bc someone is sick with a serious illness and I do hope he gets better soon and doesnāt have symptoms and hasnāt infected innocent workers who had no choice about being in contact with him .... BUT SUBJECTIVELY, SOPHOCLES IS QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS BECAUSE THE DRAMATIC IRONY OF OEDIPUS REX HAS BEEN OUTDONE.
