#imaginary247

Abdomen. And tattoos, fit, great body, and that "v" thing hot boys have. Lol

URL: eh | ok | good | great | perfect | ASDSFKJ;KJFUCK

Theme: eh | ok | good | great | perfect | ASDSFKJ;KJFUCK

Posts: eh | ok | good | great | perfect | ASDSFKJ;KJFUCK

Overall: eh | ok | good | great | perfect | ASDSFKJ;KJFUCK

Following: no, sorry | already am | I AM NOW

So my roommate/best friend and I decided to get all dolled up and go out tonight to a concert of local bands. We get to this place and it is a tiny ass house and there are maybe 5 cars there. We go inside anyways to see what’s up and there are just a bunch of hipster kids sitting quietly watching some weird tv show waiting for the concert to start. We contemplated staying for about two minutes before the BO of the man next to me was too much to bare.

So, we decided that since we were all dressed up, we would go to karaoke night at a local bar we saw online, we get there, get out of the car, turns out its a 21+ bar and we are 19. Well, we google until we are blue in the face, and there is nothing else to do, so we say to each other, hey! Why don’t we go to that tiny local magic and costume shop and look around and stuff?! So we go there and IT IS FREAKING CLOSED YOU GUYS!!!! At this point we had failed miserably at finding fun for over an hour.

Most people would give up at this point, BUT NOT US! Sure, we went home, but we brought the party to us! Now, there is a crazy wild dance party for two in our apartment.

it's really one of the best feelings, isn't it?

having someone to come home to,

knowing there's someone waiting for you,

someone who cares whether you come home at all.

It's an amazing thing that one person can turn an simple, unoriginal apartment

I've packed up all my stuff,

the walls are glaringly bare

and I've realized that

I hate this room,

I've always hated it

because I always knew that

no matter how hard I tried to dress it up

it would never be mine.

This room was a loan

and we are both

existing

on borrowed time.

I would have made this my sanctuary,

but this room is no haven

and I prepare to take up the journey again;

a traveler in search of a home

finding only empty shells of architecture.

These carelessly assembled imitations

are the harsh reality 

they sold me

when I thought I was buying a

1968 Planet of the Apes scared the PANTS off of my little 7-10 year old body...

Also New Girl's on netflix now!-> pretty much all I'm gonna do for the rest of the day when I wake up at 2pm

[Last one, sorry I just had to catch up]

Literally spent at least 45 mins watching this vid on this site (http://www.thetaoofbadass.com/special/pof/goldfish/) which was supposedly gonna explain to me 3 foul proof ways to get a girl's number or whatever, not that I need the help but I just wanted to see if they were accurate & I also kinda wanted to see if anyone had used them on me (pshh yeah right, how many people actually ask for my number)

ANYWAY DON'T DO IT

This video is long as crap, you learn nothing just this guy droning on and on and on about how many chicks he gets with this super awesome technique of his and he keeps telling you he's gonna share "after I tell you my story" "oh lemme explain what this thing is" "lemme use some big words like propinquity" and them BAM he's like "Gimmie 67 bucks and I'll tell you all the secrets I've been hinting at this whole time that I was supposed to reveal in this video but PSYCH I'm gonna take your money first."

Yeah, colossal waste of my time and I didn't even learn how to pick up chicks, just that guys are idiots

Well guess what!? I ALREADY KNEW THAT BUTTMUNCH

Kinda crap July 4th because it RAINED ALL FLIPPIN DAY

but then that night we lit sparklers (which my roommates keep telling me weren't actually sparklers because they were "moon travelers" but they sparkled so... I feel like sparkler is an accurate description) 

Anyway I burned myself & learned that there is a very valid reason fireworks are illegal and an equally valid reason that this law should definitely be broken.

So crap day, fun night

ALSO IT WAS MY BLOG'S BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW UNTIL TODAY