#imaginary discourse

This is an official reminder to never under any circumstances expose your combat dolls to Japanese Animation, or 'anime' as it is more colloquially known.

Here are a few signs that a doll may have been exposed to 'anime' and has become 'weebified'.

If your doll has made a habit of moving at speeds faster than human eyes can perceive to raid the munitions facility of explosives while talking about what she's gonna do next loop, she may be undergoing what is known as a 'Homura arc'.

If the dolls are starting to 'name' their battle functions and screaming them in the middle of battle, only to drag the fallen enemy corpses back to base with them and insist that they're friends now, they have been exposed to highly lethal shounen battle series.

These are not silly quirks and not to be toyed with. We still haven't been able to contact base Alpha-C31 ever since a [Data-expunged] decided it was a good idea to show the entire squadron Evangelion.

Mutantbloods don’t have much of a canon explanation, so here’s my take on it (which is canon to the SCRUDstuck universe, not truly canonical)

here’s a graphic that basically explains it all. (closeup)

Mutantbloods are trolls thats bloodcaste did not settle during the gestation period due to genetic deformities, and as a form of survival defence, mutated the blood proteins and continued developing.

Mutantbloods are rare and generally a ‘weaker’ version of their true bloodcaste — essentially, they traded having blood that would not hold out and carry them into adulthood for mutated blood that would have the ability to do so, but it would require more work and physical endurance.

The mutation effects the melanin as well, in a uniform way, which leads to a pretty simple hue shift. Which is how the graphic works out.

(All bloodcastes have their own small hue shifts, like being slightly darker or leaning towards another bloodcaste (NOT cusps) and this translates into the mutation)

The names for the mutated bloodcastes are coined individually by the mutated trolls themselves, but the terms used in the graphic are the most widely accepted

Bloodcastes like cedar, apple and slatebloods are more commonly culled because of how out of place they look, however bloodcastes like blurple, seafoam and orchid are more commonly mistaken for bloodcastes they resemble.

strong with phallic guns and blades like a male but pretty like an anime girl lol pick a gender snowflake

I saw someone at a movie screening deny entry to a little demon WHO CLEARLY HAD A BEARD and a valid ID because he "looked too young". That's just completely unacceptable behaviour.

// by Chloe