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I've hired this Anthony to stare at you
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Show I force myself to watch every year
Artur parks you were my first pathetic little man dying in prison
hey so time isn't real i've finally watched iron man armoured adventures after remembering watching it as a kid and !!!!!!!!
any chance you (or anyone else) is still alive and kicking in this fandom so i can have some Content
Every time someone says they “remember watching armored adventures as a kid” I feel like the Crypt-Keeper, lmfao. 😂 BUT YES, WE ARE STILL ALIVE AND KICKING AND WE WANT YOU TO JOIN OUR CULT FANDOM, ANON.
Personally I don’t have much time to produce Content these days because I am in grad school and trying to finish before my only remaining career option is “Retirement Home Bingo Grandmaster,” but I still love to ramble about IMAA any time! At the moment I am most active in my IMAA Discord server, and there’s a handful of us who hang out there and chat about meta, fic ideas, headcanons, etc. I also provide an endless stream of IMAA-themed shitposting. Of course I’d be thrilled for you to join us! I’ll usually respond to asks/reblogs here, too, and can certainly be induced to wordvomit huge textwalls of meta. Otherwise, just check out the IMAA tags! There’s some hidden gems here on Tumblr, especially fanart.
Iron Man: Armored Adventures Sentence Starters, Part 1 (S1E1-8)
“Wow, is that boring.”
“Take a look, smart guy.”
“Woah! Are you nuts?”
“Try racing helicopters before breakfast. Now, that’s stressful.”
“I may have outgeniused myself.”
“I hear scientists have developed these amazing things that tell you about ancient history, they’re called books.”
“Arrogant rich kids are the worst.”
“He seems to me a little, I don’t know, creepy.”
“Oh, well, nevermind, he’s a scientist.”
“So what exactly is detention?”
“Do you eat? If not, you should.”
“They’re right, you know. You have to relax, have some fun once in a while.”
“I've got a better idea! And by ‘better idea’ I mean horrible, horrible idea.”
“You can't have any weapons, especially a tear gas grenade.”
“Here's a crazy thought, you ever try sleeping? It's something normal people do at night.”
“You lost me at ‘normal’.”
“Oh, are there any dead-end alleys you can take me to? Maybe I should just hide in the bad guys' van.“
“I've tried to tell you a million times, but you won't stop talking long enough to let me.“
“Well, you're gonna be a classified smear on the wall If we don't figure out a way to stop them.”
“Autopilot just took over. He’s... he fell asleep!”
“That's just how he talks, all snide and smug and jerky.”
“I've tried to give you space, to respect your privacy, but it can't go on like this.”
“You know what happens when I don't push myself? Lives are on the line and if I'm not there, people die.”
“Wow, when you screw up, you do it big.”
Because the MCU is opening up the Multi-verse: Imagine Peter meets a Tony Stark about his age and it's revealed he's Armored Adventures Iron Man while stopping Kang the Conqueror in a Secret Wars movie. Also maybe Carol going to Miles's dimension where she becomes all animated with Carol asking if someone spiked their drinks with acid.
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First of all: MY CHILD? BLUE-EYED BABY TONY IN A MOVIE INTERACTING WITH PETER PARKER? AMAZING. SUPERB. INSPIRED
Not to mention Armored Adventures Pepper and Rhodey being there and being nerds! I love it.
The Carol thing is also hilarious. I can see her being super confused at first but instantly going into "touch my kids and you die" mode over Miles
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Journalist: Do you have a statement for the public?
Tony / Iron Man: Yeah. I’ve got boot jets and you don’t.
*Flies away*
That is one sassy boy.
Pepper 🤤
Dopamine